Jobs

I once had a job selling football tickets for the University of Texas and the first time I sat down at my desk, I noticed a Rubik’s cube next to the phone. In my rare, spare moments I would work the cube and the day I solved it, I quit.

The next job I had (reading flood maps for an insurance company), there was a “your momma” joke a day calendar, a radio and some spare change left in the top drawer of the desk.

I decided that was fine.

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cuntofdoom:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal



# misandry in the wild
IT’S SCIENCE YOU GUYS, JUST LOOK AT NATURE.

cuntofdoom:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal

# misandry in the wild

IT’S SCIENCE YOU GUYS, JUST LOOK AT NATURE.

Too funny. I pull “a baby” off of my orange man every week! Yay for the Furminator.

Too funny. I pull “a baby” off of my orange man every week! Yay for the Furminator.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

I grew up near an army base and from my house you could often hear muted gunfire and explosions. I remember thinking that there might be a giant popcorn popper somewhere over in the next town and wondered how I could get to it.

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Oh the pictures you find on old hard drives…..

Oh the pictures you find on old hard drives…..

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"Why not just relax and become a mental patient? Institution of your choice. Drug of choice. Identity of choice."

Elizabeth Trundle (via nevver)

I had a friend who tried this. she graduated from college and didn’t have a clue what to do afterwards. She dreamed of sitting in a sunny room with free food and cable and a nice big staring window.

When she tried to check in, the counselor told her that she should go and live her life. She could have outpatient therapy but they wouldn’t take her as she was too obviously healthy.

I guess you have to be a pretty good actor to pull this off.

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(Source: gifmyass)

Barstow

I just found this envelope upon which we wrote a song about Barstow.

Let’s go to Barstow and some some meth

Let’s go to Barstow and think about death.

We’ll eat at Denny’s

And pay with pennies

No one will notice

That’s how they roll

in fuckin’ Barstow

It eats yer soul.

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I see a lot of art memes, but this one is pretty good.

I see a lot of art memes, but this one is pretty good.

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