The days of waking up to find that everything bad was just a dream were far behind me. But that’s what coffee was for. It sounds crazy, but the trade-off was almost fair.
From I Wish There Was Something I Could Quit by Aaron Cometbus
The days of waking up to find that everything bad was just a dream were far behind me. But that’s what coffee was for. It sounds crazy, but the trade-off was almost fair.
From I Wish There Was Something I Could Quit by Aaron Cometbus
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Mmmmm…. spicy…..
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Found this story on a message board.
Okay, here the back story, we met this family thru craigslist, because they watched our Jersey cow while we were on vacation. They were a little strange, but nice. The more I got to know the Mom who is in her 20’s, the more strange things I discovered. Like her father is a pedophile who is in prison, she has 18 1/2 brothers and 1/2 sisters. They force feed their kids. They don’t eat sugar, or white flour and a bunch of other weird dietary things, which I know is a personal choice, but still, and she tries to push all of her beliefs on me. Shes 10 years younger than me and knows better I guess. They live in one of those golf ball shaped houses and it has only 1 room where they live with no dining table, no bedroom (there is a loft). They feed their pit bull animal guts and wonder why their pit bull eats their chickens.
Anyways, the last time I saw her, they were at our house and she came down on my midwife for being “goofy”, because her 1/2 brother and her sister who live together (yes I am talking incest), had a baby together and it came out with some defect and she blamed it on my midwife. That was last October.
Now this last week she is calling me again to come over for a BBQ? Um, no thanks! I don’t want to hurt her feelings, but I really, really don’t want to be friends with this family. How do I get out of this without hurting their feelings…???
If I had to advise, I’d say back away slowly and call the locksmith.
Also, I love those golf ball houses.
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That cat used to be his wife.
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nope im done
I like how the cat starts rubbing its face on the dolphin at the end, like it’s marking it with its scent. “Hm, yes, this dolphin is satisfactory. This is my dolphin now. When another cat finds this dolphin, it’s going to smell it and say, ‘Oh, this dolphin belongs to Muffin. I can’t have this dolphin, Muffin already claimed it.’”
Muffin’s dolphin Lol!
This did leave me with the question: What the hell is a cat doing on a boat? I don’t spend a lot of time on boats so maybe it’s common? I mean do people say things like,” Let’s go take the boat out for a spin. Oh, and don’t forget to bring the cat”.
Maybe they do?
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