March 2012
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February 2012
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Cut from the same cloth
From Wikipedia entry regarding the Toba catastrophe theory:
“Genetic evidence suggests that all humans alive today, despite apparent variety, are descended from a very small population, perhaps between 1,000 to 10,000 breeding pairs about 70,000 years ago.*
*Note that this is an estimate of ancestors, not of total human population. Isolated pockets of humans who eventually died out...
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Beyond Scared Straight is mostly a bunch of people yelling at sullen teenagers until they cry but, the inmate stories usually make the show worth watching.
I’ll admit also it’s a little fun to see those no goodniks get broken down.
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Flipping the bird.
This is what’s passing as edgy these days? This was edgy in the 3rd grade. I remember Mrs. Nichols was so pissed. You should have seen her face. Hilarious.
Anyhoo, I guess we are in the twilight of American power. At least in the twilight of the power to piss people off.
I have a few suggestions.
How about Madonna riding an abortion float or at least something to do...
January 2012
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The days of waking up to find that everything bad was just a dream were far behind me. But that’s what coffee was for. It sounds crazy, but the trade-off was almost fair.
From I Wish There Was Something I Could Quit by Aaron Cometbus
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On ending a friendship that never was.
Found this story on a message board.
Okay, here the back story, we met this family thru craigslist, because they watched our Jersey cow while we were on vacation. They were a little strange, but nice. The more I got to know the Mom who is in her 20’s, the more strange things I discovered. Like her father is a pedophile who is in prison, she has 18 1/2 brothers and 1/2...
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mom-isms
On blocking the TV - You make a better door than a window.
On phony, goody goody’s - Butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth.
On secretive people/cats - They keep their own council.
On potentially spoiled food - When in doubt, throw it out.
On bad ideas - Let’s don’t and say we did.
On bad days - This too shall pass.
On too much make-up - Your eyes look like two burnt holes...
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Currently working on increasing my $tability.
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December 2011
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November 2011
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October 2011
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Fuck sweaters, just fuck em, I mean it.
Saw this ad on Craigslist:
Los Angeles Apparel Company is looking for a Sweater Technical Designer. Ideal candidate must have at least 5+ years of relevant experience in technical design. Must also demonstrate the ability to coordinate all necessary information for the Creative and Production teams. Understanding of all details pertaining to fit, garment construction, fabrics, and trims for...
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Why did we stop saying “that sucks donkey dicks”? Lets bring that back, shall we?
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Shadow of a Cat
Alfred Hitchcat
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Gustavo Fring pumpkin
via Sundry
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Love to hate him.
Is anyone even watching this show anymore?
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totally inappropriate
Comment on a Youtube video of a crime show where the detective being interviewed is attractive.
“Sheriff Beauchamp, you hot. I’d like to search your heavily wooded area.”
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clever plumbers with possible gambling addiction
Because nobody wants a poo-nami!
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It was a little funny too, though.
“You brought a bomb to a hospital?” Nice to see that Jesse is still shockable.
“Heeelllllooooo!?” Hope this lady was out making macaroni necklaces or playing bingo when Hector went ding boom.
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broken
Here’s a list of stuff that has broken around here in the past week.
Starter on car
Microwave
Printer
About a quarter of the electrical outlets in the house
Internet connection
The internet connection was gnawed on by squirrels and then when it rained, water got into the wires. So, that apparently happens. Fucking squirrels.
Also, I’m not replacing the microwave, because...
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Can’t we just admit that they’re both cults?
Definition of a cult -
A system of religious veneration and devotion directed toward a particular figure or object.
A group of people having religious beliefs or practices regarded by others as strange or sinister.
Duh.
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Kinda scared to watch on Sunday
If he was bullshitting Jesse, it was the most convincing bullshit ever.
I’m still rooting for him though. Middle aged defeat is not cute.
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Shoe tree in Western Australia.
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Hitting up Craigslist for a job and feeling unqualified for everything. There’s even jobs for meth users.
Do you use crystal meth? Are you interested in a research study? We are currently recruiting methamphetamine users for a research study. If you qualify, you could receive up to $612 and a picture of your brain.
612 bucks and a picture of your half destroyed brain!
Jealous.
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Thinking about bringing this picture in next time I get a haircut.
September 2011
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We call this sleep position “mobster broke her neck”.
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Hating on this job application that I have to print out, basically copy my resume onto by hand, scan back in and email. If I get an interview, I’m assuming the interviewer is going to be about 100 years old or from another planet or just plain fucking with me.