Here’s a list of stuff that has broken around here in the past week.

Starter on car
Microwave
Printer
About a quarter of the electrical outlets in the house
Internet connection
The internet connection was gnawed on by squirrels and then when it rained, water got into the wires. So, that apparently happens. Fucking squirrels.

Also, I’m not replacing the microwave, because fuck it, I hate cleaning it, I have a stove that can get stuff hot too and I like having more counter space.
Suck on that microwave!