Flipping the bird.

This is what’s passing as edgy these days? This was edgy in the 3rd grade. I remember Mrs. Nichols was so pissed. You should have seen her face. Hilarious.

Anyhoo, I guess we are in the twilight of American power. At least in the twilight of the power to piss people off.

I have a few suggestions.

How about Madonna riding an abortion float or at least something to do with public urination.

Perhaps a giant dildo they could have all danced around like a Maypole?

I for one am hoping to see a real live penis during the Super Bowl someday. I don’t even care who it belongs to. And I’m not getting any younger, people.

If we want to stay competitive, we need to amp up our offense/ offence (iveness). See how I did that, because it’s football and also because….

Ugh. Right now it’s so boring.